The Adult Toy Price Is Right

The Adult Toy Price Is Right 05.17.18.

Man...today's edition of the ATPIS was a wild one...contestant-wise AND toy wise...I mean...the dude's item was one thing...but the ladies item? One word...disturbing.
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The Adult Toy Price is Right 05.15.18.

Jolly potheads and ruining childhood memories. Just another morning on The Adult Toy Price Is Right brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 05.03.18.

Hoooooooo buddy...some days our Adult Toy contestants are just your normal every day perverts. Then some days we get someone who so dripping with crazy that the whole game takes a backseat to the pure nuttiness on display....today was just such a day.
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 04.25.18.

You know...some days I question why we let TBone pick the adult toys from Moonlight Boutique...I mean, some days it's fantastic and weird...and some days are today...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right! 04.19.18.

In this world of uncertainty...in this world where people are divided over religion and politics...in this world where you no longer know who to trust from your politicians, to your news outlets, to the clergy...there is comfort in knowing one thing... ...and that's the fact that pretty much every...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 04.03.18.

Ya know....sure, there are choices out there for your morning radio listening pleasure...and sure, they'll give you things like tickets to " Spongebob On Ice" or the home show or some shit...but we...WE GIVE YOU BUNNY VIBES AND RUBBER BUTTHOLES!!! We. Win.
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 03.15.18.

dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs and dongs.* *actually we didn't give away a dong today...I just wanted to...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 03.09.18.

You know...some days I wonder what my life would have been like I'd stayed in college...if my career would have taken a different path...if I had made different choices. Then I remember that I get paid for describing rubber dicks and vaginas and realize I am f**king awesome! I win! It's THE ADULT...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 02.22.18.

We live in an ugly world. Some of us wallow in that negativity. But we choose to spread happiness by giving away rubber things to stick yourself in or stick in yourself. We win. It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!
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Adult Toy Price Is Right! 02.12.18.

The world is a cold cruel place. We search the world looking for someone or something to cling to. And as our lives crash on the banks of this world, splitting and shattering like a ship in a storm. The waves rolling over us with insurmountable pain and anguish. Remember...we give you rubber stuff...
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