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You Wanna Kwanzaa?

Hola Bitcholas, The holidays are officially here with the start of Hannukah today. By the way, I have no idea how to spell Hannukah. ​ Anyway, the holidays are here and I'd like to take this opportunity to explain how black people let me down. Kwanzaa. It's a seven-day celebration...and that's...
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Running On LIES, Thats What!

Hola bitcholas, I decided to be productive this past Saturday and paint the basement. I don't mind painting...although, I really wish my son would have reduced the incessant chatter...but what can you do? Anyway, I painted. Whatever. Woke up yesterday and was extraordinarily stiff and sore. I felt...
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Learn Where Fairies Create Glitter!

Hola Bitcholas, There's a part of me that takes pride in my diligence of taking notes each and every day during the show. While there may be no aural evidence, we DO try to improve each day and tend to be pretty critical of ourselves and our performance. Anyone in this line of work, nay, ANY line...
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Oh-Oh, Black Beer!

Hola, Bitcholas! Tis' the season for Mens Room Black! And, of course, part of proceeds go to helping Fisher Houses so we urge you to give the gift of delicious charity! You can find Mens Room Original Black on tap or in bottles and every time you do, you're helping military families in the best way...
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Don't Snoop for Snoopy!

Hola Bitcholas, Had to put my beloved dog down a few weeks ago. It is what it is, but it sucks for all the obvious reasons. The vet asked if I wanted her cremated remains. It was an emotional moment, so I was all, "yeah, yeah, absolutely." About a week goes by and I'm the proud owner of a box full...
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You Told Us!

Hola Bitcholas, Through the course of the show, we are inundated with texts and comments. Some make the air, most don't, but only because, quite literally, HUNDREDS of these things come pouring in. Today I decided to share a small smattering of the types of things that come our way. Enjoy. “I'm so...
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Lift the Fog with the Big Brown Blog!

Hola Bitcholas, Say what you want about humanity...and there's plenty to say lately...but even among our endless quarrels and perceived slights, there's the occasional bright spot. I want to be clear, I'm not talking about any pious or charitable action, or anything heroic or noble, I'm talking...
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International Boat Meat Day, Bitches!

Hola Bitcholas, Can you feel it in the air? Is it palpable? That sense of excitement that's crackling through the ether is a direct result of today being International Boat Meat Day! Why no, I'm NOT kidding. What is International Boat Meat Day? Frankly, I'm offended that you asked, but IBM Day is a...
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NFL Fight Night?

Last weekend, we saw some of the craziest fighting I have ever seen in the National Football League. A year ago, Michael Crabtree and Aqib Talib got into a big fight when they played and it seemed to have started when Talib grabbed Crabtree's chain and ripped it off. Now that one seemed crazy, but...
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Get Your Pigskin and Bird On!

So, Thanksgiving is about as all-American as you can get and on Thanksgiving you also get football. I have often thought of Thanksgiving as the best holiday because, for better or worse, it is what we all love. See, with Christmas (and I love Christmas) there is a pressure of gift giving and making...
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