Johnny Dare

Johnny talks to Dennis Hof and Ron Jeremy! 02.14.18.

When you get adult film legend Ron Jeremy and Moonlight BunnyRanch proprietor Dennis Hof together on the phone, several things are gonna happen...We will talk about Ron's giant schlong, Dennis will tease Ron unmercifully, and we will laugh our asses off. And the day before we head out to the...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 02.14.18.

It's Valentine's Day...and nothin' says "I love you" like a big rubber ass and a girl on girl vibrator. We're givers, people. We care. A lot. It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!
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Johnny talks to Rooster McConaughey & Butch Gilliam 02.13.18.

It's always a good day when we talk to Rooster McConaughey and Butch Gilliam...not so much because they're a couple of crazy rich, drunk, rednecks...but mostly because we want them to adopt us! They have a new show on A&E, "Rooster & Butch"...and they called us to say hey!
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Johnny talks to NASCAR star Clint Bowyer 02.13.18.

Emporia KS native Clint Bowyer is the last of the real old school NASCAR driver...in other words, about half bat shit crazy in all the right ways! Can you name another racer who finished the Daytona 500 upside down? NO YOU CAN'T! And this Sunday, Clint's gearing up for the 60th running of the...
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Website of the Day: Teddy Love Toys 02.13.18.

It's a fact: Women like teddy bears....women also like orgasms. And if you could combine the two, that would make you some sort of Valentine's Day genius, wouldn't it? Enter Wendy from Teddy Love! She has a whole line of teddy bears, from fancy ones wearing tuxedos to BDSM, Hannukah bears and even...
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Adult Toy Price Is Right! 02.12.18.

The world is a cold cruel place. We search the world looking for someone or something to cling to. And as our lives crash on the banks of this world, splitting and shattering like a ship in a storm. The waves rolling over us with insurmountable pain and anguish. Remember...we give you rubber stuff...
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Website of the Day; Dick At Your Door 02.12.18.

There are people in your life that you have trouble forming the proper word with which to tell them how you feel. And try as you may, you can't muster up the intestinal fortitude to tell them those three little words that they need to hear... no...not "I love you". the other three words..."eat. a...
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We pick a winner to go the The Moonlight Bunny Ranch!! 02.09.18.

For weeks we've been taking your stories...why people felt they deserved to go to the Moonlight BunnyRanch to get it on for Valentine's Day!! We narrowed it down to four... Joseph - the man who served 12 yrs in prison and is working hard to keep his life on track... Jane - the married woman who...
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Johnny talks to rock legend Lita Ford 02.08.18.

When the world first met Lita Ford, it was 1976 and she was lead guitarist for the The Runaways who exploded out of the Hollywood streets into worldwide cult fame...She left the band in '79, launching a solo career that saw her scoring a top 10 hit and becoming a fixture on MTV...and now she's...
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Johnny talks to Crime Watch Daily's Chris Hansen! 02.08.18.

We first met Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator" segements...bustin' creepers and pedos was never more entertaining! And now this multiple Emmy winner is the host of the show "Crime Watch Daily" that also features his "Hansen vs Predator" segement. He called us to talk about the...
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