Johnny Dare Morning Show

The Adult Toy Price Is Right 12.06.17.

TRIGGER WARNING! This edition of the Adult Toy Price Is Right features liberal use of the word "panties" and maybe one mention of the word "moist"...so buckle up, weirdos! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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Hope For The Holidays 12.05.17

12/05/2017 Dear Johnny, My name is Matt Mace and I am the Fire Chief for the Raytown Fire Protection District. I am writing you today asking for help in raising funds to help a dear friend of ours who was badly burned on Saturday December 2nd. Scott Lamaster with Taking It to the Streets was...
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Johnny talks to Chris Byars from XM42 Flamethrowers 12.05.17.

Few guests have provided more laughs, more fun, more poor decisions and more fodder for this morning show than the guys at XM42 Flamethrowers. And now they have improved on the original design with a new modular upgrade...which means there's likely going to be MORE drunken shennanigans on the...
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Trump Tweeted (parody song) 12.04.17.

Love him or hate him...we can all agree that Commander In Tweet's Twitter Hand is strong!! #NOTFAKENEWS
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Johnny talks to actor Corbin Bernsen 12.04.17.

Actor Corbin Bernsen made a name for himself on the long running series, LA Law before going on to star in such films as The Dentist, and Major League....later appearing on such series as Psych and the daytime drama, The Young & The Restless. And now he's back in a special USA Network...
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Hope For The Holidays 12.01.17

12/01/2017 Dear Johnny, My name is Jenni, I am married with 2 daughters, ages 3 and 7. This past September I took my husband to the emergency room because I believed he was having a stroke. It turns out he has a very large tumor in the middle of his brain. It is 7cm by 4cm that sits between both...
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Johnny talks to actor Stacy Keach 12.01.17.

Actor Stacy Keach has proven over his 5 decade career that he is capable of doing everything from comedy to drama...from the detective series "Mike Hammer" to Cheech & Chongs "Up In Smoke" and "Nice Dreams...from the comedy series "Titus" to the movie "American History X"...not to mention his...
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Johnny talks to The Middle's Atticus Shaffer 12.01.17.

19 yr old Atticus Shaffer has grown up on our televisions over the last decade as Brick on the ABC series "The Middle". Born with osteogenesis imperfecta, a condition involving a defect in type 1 collagen, which causes fragile bones...he's not let his condition slow him down. He's a busy voice...
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Hope For The Holidays 11.30.17

11/30/2017 Dear Johnny, Hello my name is Corwin 2 years ago I had an emergency four way bypass surgery they had to take out all my teeth because they were bad now disability won't get me teeth. No money to afford teeth since I'm on disability I only get 785 a month it's hard on yourself confidence...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 11.29.17.

Some days when we do The Adult Toy Price Is Right, the toys are pretty standard issue. Rubber dongs, vibrators, rubber cootchies...you know the drill. But today...well...stuff was kinda damn weird....on one side we have a mini sex puppet that looked more like a humpable cornish game hen...on the...
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