That One Joke About Bob!

November 15, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

I don't even remember how this came up, but somehow we started telling those stupid "what do you call a man with no arms and no legs...". You've heard these jokes before. We started with the ones most people have already heard: 

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on the ground? Matt"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hit with a baseball bat? Homer"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs dragged behind a boat? Skip."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your pants? Dick."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs stuck in a crack? Phil"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trapped under a car? Jack."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs stuffed in a mailbox? Bill."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a Jacuzzi? Stu."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a woman's arm? Percy."

"What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a bag? Carrie."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs leaving a bank? Rob."

"What do you call a 2 guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window? Kurt and Rod."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs OR head? Chester."

The jokes came pouring in and, to your credit, I hadn't heard most of these. 

OK bitches, I'm out of here.

Until tomorrow, do what you best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

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