The Mens Room

Your Parents Did WHAT?!

Hola Bitcholas, "Family Week" has unintentionally continued to be the theme this week on the show. Yesterday, we asked about grandparents..."what's the story you always tell about them?" Same question today except we asked about your PARENTS. Much different type of answer today. See, when people...
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Animals, You Crazy!

Hola Bitcholas, Among other things, we talked a lot about animal attacks because, frankly, there were a lot of animal attack stories in the news. There was a woman who was eaten by wolves while hiking in Greece. I didn't know there are wolves in Greece...and I'm thinking she didn't know either...
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Leave Me Alone to Drone!

Hola Bitcholas, This was one of 'those' mornings. Kid fell asleep in my bed last night, carry him to his own bed and realize he'd pissed in mine...as evidenced by the giant wet spot on my shirt (where I'd carried him) and the larger wet spot on my bed. Then he pissed in his OWN bed too. So the...
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The Reason for the Postseason!

It's October and maybe the best sports month of the year since we now have a lot of sports happening. Here's the deal, College Football and the National Football League are in full swing and we also have Postseason Baseball! Even if you are not the biggest baseball fan in the world, it is hard not...
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The Puff Diddy

Hola Bitcholas, It was "Big Dummy" day today, and as we are apt to do on "Big Dummy", we had a Men's Room Poll. Today's poll gave you one of four 'porn categories' for your viewing pleasure: "Granny" "Trans" Puffy Nipples" or "Hairy" 'Puffy nipples' was the undisputed victor...if you care. Anyway,...
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Absolutely Effed Up Lyrics: Volume 2!

10. Arrested While Driving Blind ZZ Top 9. Drinking and Driving Johnny Paycheck 8. Drunk Drivin’ Sublime 7. Champagne from a Paper Cup Deathcab for Cutie 6. Stan Eminem 5. One for My Baby Frank Sinatra 4. That Smell Lynyrd Skynyrd 3. You May Be Right Billy Joel 2. Lido Shuffle Boz Scaggs 1. Gin and...
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Thanks for Adulting with Gusto!

Hola Bitchola, Yesterday's blog, in the wake of the Las Vegas shooting, was a tad bitter, but it was a call to have a reasonable discussion about something that happens with UNreasonably frequency. And I'm happy and proud that a lot of you heeded the call and a reasonable discussion was had. So,...
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Tackling the Touchy Things

Hola Bitcholas, Today is a heavy day. Just heavy. By and large, Monday's aren't anyone's favorite, but the news today leaves all of us with a heavy heart. Las Vegas. We had a long discussion this morning in the office about how we wanted to approach today's show. What happened in Las Vegas...
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Is It the BEST Play In Sports?

A lot of sports have cool plays, but you could argue which is the coolest play. What is the coolest play you ask? I am talking about home runs, slam dunks, a touchdown off a long pass, even a crazy bicycle kick for a goal in soccer. First, I will start with the home run. When you're at a baseball...
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GoFundYourself

Here are some people that could use your help! On her way to school, Jessica was rear ended by a man moving at 65 mph. This, of course, has its side effects. Whiplash, concussion, as well as some neck and back injuries. She's been waiting to see a specialist after going to the ER but has yet to be...
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