The Mens Room

Urine with the Right Crowd Now!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day and, as we do, in addition to asking our game show questions, we also conduct a 'Men's Room Poll' every week. This week we asked, "Which pool would you rather have to dive into?" a pool full of tobacco spit a pool full of loogies a pool full of urine or a...
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Sick of Hearing All About Your Sickness, Sicko!

Hola Bitcholas, One of the more flattering things for anyone who has a job is knowing that your co-workers respect and enjoy the efforts you put in. We are lucky enough that our coworkers all seem to truly enjoy our show. It matters. But sometimes it can backfire. Today was a fine example of that...
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Tina, Tina, the Low-Hanging Hyena

Hola Bitcholas, You look fantastic today. I have a question; why do so many people know so many things about female hyena genitalia? I admit that this is a stupid question. Well, maybe it's not 'stupid', per se, but it is a fairly unexpected one. I think that's fair. Earlier today Miles and I were...
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Are You Team Banana or Onion?

Hola Bitcholas, How was your weekend? It doesn't matter...I can't hear you. I got sucked into drawing a comic for my son. Apparently I agreed to this on Saturday night...although I have no recollection of this...and no, I wasn't drunk. Sunday morning my son is at my bedside waking me up (early) to...
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When You Cannot Win

Hola Bitcholas, There's just no making people happy. Trust me, we know this to be true, but still, there are moments when you're reminded that there is no bottom to it. Case-in-point, we found out during the show that a loyal listener died last night. Her husband reached out to us and shared a...
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Have This Day Your Daily Thrill

Hola Bitcholas, I don't do 'metrics'. In other words, I have no idea how many people may or may not read the Big Brown Blog...but Wobin, who has access to said 'metrics', assures me that there are plenty of you out there. For that, thank you. Not sure what the appeal is, but I'm glad YOU do! To...
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The Officer Wanted to Know Y

Hola Bitcholas, How the hell are you? I'm fine...except for my bubbling guts. Not sure what it is, but I had Alfredo last night. Alfredo consists primarily of cream...and I'm lactose intolerant. Problem is, I forget about that. My gut has been reminding me all day. Anyway, we talked about '...
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Our Bucket List Interviews Are a Plenty!

Hola Bitcholas, These are the people I'd like to interview; - the man whose "penis is too small!" - the "bitch" who got "cut off!" - the bride's maid who "wedding puked" - the wedding couple when the "owl hits the window" - 'Jay'... as in, "let's reel it in, Jay!" - Not Joey Chestnut, but the guy...
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Welcome to Weed Week!

Hola Bitcholas, Today is the official kick off to our annual "Weed Week". It's a tremendous thing. In case you don't know, "Weed Week" is little more than an excuse for us to just get f**king baked on the air. Thirty minutes before the show, we draw a name from a hat. That person smokes or eats a...
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Too Late to Unsee Your Evil?

Hola, Bitcholas, We asked today, 'what did you not need to see?' In a nutshell, this is what we learned; walking in on family members having sex and other people's dirty underwear are the most consistent offenders. Fair enough. That's all I've got today because, frankly, I wanna stop picturing all...
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