Mens Room Rules

Article I - Bathroom Etiquette

Section 1: No excessive or undue conversation in the restroom. Section 2: Keep eyes forward whenever possible. (John in the NAVY) Section 3: Always close the stall door, even when going #1 (Charles in Lacey) Section 4: If you have an option, never use the urinal / Stall right next to a man who is...
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Article II - Booze Etiquette

Section 1: If you bring beer to a party, you must drink your beer first before drinking anyone else's....unless otherwise permitted by the host. Section 2: If you bring beer to a party and need to leave, the beer stays there. Section 3: If you open a beer you must finish it, never leave a "Wounded...
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Article III - Personal Boundries

Section 1: No man shall ever use another mans Chap Stick Section 2: Two men should never ride on the same step of an escalator at the same time. (Ron in Seattle) Section 3: No man shall massage another man unless professionally certified to do so. (Stephen) Section 4: No man shall ever sit on...
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Article IV - You are a man, goddammit, ACT LIKE IT

Section 1: No man should ever speak badly about bacon or sex. (Eric) Section 2: Never watch the movie "The Notebook" (Bradley) Section 3: No man shall ever be required to buy another man a birthday gift. In fact, even remembering you're buddies birthday is strictly optional. (Morgan) Section 4: If...
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Article V - Crimes of Fashion

Section 1: A man must never wear a Speedo in public. The exceptions are water polo players, secret agents, and dudes who are tough enough to kick everyone's ass. (Felix in Seattle) Section 2: No man shall complement another mans entire wardrobe, only on individual items of clothing. (Kevin from...
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Article VI - Situational Rules

Section 1: No group of men shall ever watch porn in silence... there must always be some sort of commotion or cheering going on. (Drew in Bremerton) Section 2: BBQ's Subsection A: No man shall ever hover over or around another man’s grill unless he’s got a cold beer, or a stack of cheese...
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Article VII - Miscellaneous

Section 1: No man shall give himself a nickname. Section 2: No woman shall be able to submit a Men’s Room rule. Section 3: No man should ever leave a shopping cart in the middle of a parking lot when the cart return is less then 30 feet from him. (Dylan H.) Section 4: Don't leave unnecessary voice...
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