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Smokin' In The Mens Room

Hola Bitcholas, Maybe you live in the Seattle area, maybe you don't. If you do, you have, no doubt, noticed the immense haze in the sky and the ash on your car, porch and everything else. This is, of course, the fallout from the raging fires in Oregon. I've never, personally, experienced anything...
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Guilty of the Wilty

Hola Bitcholas, Our resident chef, Thee Ted Nougat, brought us a list of "5 Times You Can (Safely) Send Your Food Back at a Restaurant". It was decent list, but all you really need to know is that if you're not a f**king assh*le about it, it's no problem. Sadly, MOST people, in my years of...
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First Pitches

In this world, you have goals and dreams growing up you wish to one day accomplish. Going to a baseball game and throwing out the first pitch was always a dream of mine. I have yet to get to throw one out at a Major League Baseball game, but have had the honor of throwing out a first pitch at two...
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Blood Boiling Over

Hola, OK. lemme just say this, just because the word "challenge" is added to the end of something doesn't make it a good idea. The "Ice Bucket Challenge"...remember that? I know, I KNOW, it ended up being a very successful campaign in the fight against ALS and brought us closer to a cure. I do know...
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Mmm, Bee Puke!

Hola, How the hell are you? Me? Well, like yesterday, my voice is still a tin bucket full of gravel. I don't know if I was as pterodactyl-screech bad as yesterday, but it still sucked. Both my voice and how my throat feels. Before the show I went on a long, arduous hunt for that throat-coating...
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Struggle Bus Driver

Hola bitcholas, I won't lie to you (right now), I have been struggling through today's show. For whatever reason, I haven't had a decent night's sleep in about a week. Not sure what that's about, but it is the case. No complaints though. I'm pretty sure it was Benjamin Franklin who once said, "Late...
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Eyeing Morons

Hola Bitcholas, Every day I am amazed at the very poor decisions or beliefs that people adopt as a way of being. These days, there's no shortage of abject ignorance on raw display. Common sense and decency have been replaced with inflammatory rhetoric and bickering. But you know that already...and...
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JalapeñO, It's NOT!

Hola, Today was Big Dummy day and let me get straight to it; we asked, "What is the Spanish term for a dish made of a heated flour tortilla stuffed with cheese?". The answer is 'quesadilla'. We could understand 'enchilada', 'burrito', whatever...but the answer we were given was 'jalapeno'. WTF?!?...
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Scratch the Itch Already!

Hola, I woke up this morning chuckling. That rarely happens, but today, I woke up chuckling. Why? Well, my balls were itching. No, that is not funny. Not to me, anyway, but as I was experiencing the unrivaled pleasure that is scratching an itchy satchel, I was reminded of a caller on the show a few...
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MLB at the Little League World Series

The Little League World Series is a special event and like most kids who grew up playing baseball, I always wanted to play in it. I grew up playing baseball for my school St.Joseph's in Beltsville Maryland, but also grew up playing for my city's little league. Though, our little league program was...
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