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Eyeballs for Sex's Sake!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we talked about death. We talked about poop yesterday, so why not death today? I'm not gonna go through all the different answers we heard today, but I wanna take this opportunity to express the "power of attraction". Case-in-point, a guy called in who used to be a security...
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Everybody OOPS!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we talked about poop. Your poop, a friend's poop, a stranger's poop, an animal's poop...anyone's poop. We had a few people question WHY we decided to talk about poop and the answer is two-fold; (1) it's funny to us and (2) everyone has a story. Isn't there a book called "...
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Football soccer futsal training match, game for children

Footballin'!

Hola Bitcholas, Hope you had a fine weekend. If not, it's no fault of mine. Or, if it is, sorry 'bout that. My daughter had a soccer game on Saturday, so there I was watching her version of the sport. It was not pretty. What's the opposite of 'pretty' but uglier than 'ugly'? It was like that. The...
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Football buried in fall leaves

Saturdays in the Fall Rock!

Well, it's that time of year again! When college football is back and Saturdays are the best. Now, I know a most of you are huge NFL fans. My love for college football starts with the fact that the games are on Saturdays. I like to enjoy an adult beverage so to me it makes more sense to party on...
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Long Story Short

Hola Bitcholas, Christ. Not referring to the historical figure as much as simply using his name in vain. This is in reference to the callers we had today. I love you all, but damn, some of the stories we heard today were depressing. I wanna be clear, the stories weren't depressing but the way they...
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Mickey Mouse and Mini Mouse - Close-up - give an very entertaining performance on stage at Disney World in Orlando Florida. Photo taken on: October 24th, 2015

Mickey Must Be Mini

Hola Bitcholas, Here's a simple truth about the members of this show; we are easily distracted. It's how it is. We've had the same boss for 12 and a half years and through those years we've been through a lot and things change...except his disdain for inability to focus on anything for very long...
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Yo Momma's So What?!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "If Your Car Could Talk, What Story Would It Tell?" This is a loaded question because we know that you and everyone you know does all sorts of things in their own car. Sing, fart, f**k, puke, pick your nose, masturbate...your car, if it could talk, could embarrass...
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What is THAT Thing and How Did You Get It?

Hola Bitcholas, Man, oh man. We asked "How Did You Get That Thing You Got?" This was in reference to whatever disease or scar or birth defect you might have. We asked this question because of a confluence of stories regarding people getting sick from tick bites, cat bites, and various other...
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Beer, Bands and Bitcholas!

Hola Bitcholas, Hell of a weekend this past weekend. Red Festival came and went and it was f**king awesome! It really was. A few thousand of our closest friends showed up and drank the day away in epic fashion. It was a really good time and we felt so good that THAT many people can show up in a...
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Feel the Burn!

Hola Bitcholas, This past Monday I burned my leg on a fire pit. No big deal. Hurt for a second and then I didn't give it another thought. It left two longish blisters across the calf of my left leg. Again, no big deal. Kinda sucked that it was on a tattoo in honor of my son, but, so be it. Honestly...
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