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What Did YOU Have Removed?

Hola Bitcholas, We had a story today about a Kenyan guy who recently had surgery on his twig & berries. Why? Well, his penis was a bloated, 3-foot long monstrosity and his testicles weighed 11 POUNDS!!! He was quite certain that the Devil himself was responsible for his condition. He even said...
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Makin' a List, Check That It's Nice

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "What was your crime and what was the punishment?" The inspiration for today's question comes courtesy of Hawaii. Specifically, a judge there ordered a man to write 144 nice things about his ex-girlfriend. See, she'd gotten a restraining order against him but he sent...
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NOT My Type of Type

Hola Bitcholas, At work this morning and the office was pretty quiet. Believe it or not...and in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary...we actually DO prepare for the show. I know you're thinking, "BULLSH*T!" Seriously, we really do. So it was quiet in the office this morning except for...
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Take Me to the Bar Instead!

Hola Bitcholas, Last weekend I got lost in the world of kid's soccer games, birthday parties, etc, etc. This weekend (not the WHOLE weekend, but tomorrow) I have to go to IKEA. IKEA is a fine store, has a billion different things...but I only need THREE things. The problem is that the way IKEA...
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Welcome to the Grouch Couch!

Hola Bitcholas, What a day. Woke up in a foul mood. No reason; just one of those days where, for whatever reason, you see the negative in everything...even if it's not there. I believe they call that 'waking up on the wrong side of the bed'. This is grating because there's no f**king reason for it...
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You'll Never Be THIS Manly!

Hola Bitcholas, Today's Shot of the Day honored Francis Wharton. Who is Francis Wharton you ask? Did you actually ask? I don't know if you did or not, but I'm gonna share this story anyway. Francis was a famous/ infamous outdoorsman and survivalist from Canada. There are many tales that revolve...
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Hilarious Sticks and Stones!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our "Random Question Question", so we cover a lot of different topics in fairly rapid succession. Sometimes this kaleidoscope of random subjects can be a blur. Today, however, thanks to the snarky-yet-quick texters, two particular stories stick in my memory like a fork in...
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Fog Football the Best Football?

You might not know this about me, but besides sports I also really like weather. I like to watch weather as it approaches and see if the storm will be as big or small as predicted. One exciting thing I like about football and soccer is that the sports for the most part are played outside with no...
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Have We Made It To Drinkin' Time?

Hola Bitcholas, Tomorrow is Saturday. Saturday is a day that most people look very forward to. Not me. Not this week, anyway. The day will begin at 8:30 when my daughter plays soccer. Keep in mind, when I say my daughter "plays" soccer, I only say that for lack of a better explanation. She is on a...
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A Trough of Meat and Football, Texas Style!

So I went to Dallas, Texas last weekend for the Red River Rivalry which is the annual match up between Texas and Oklahoma. College football is one of my favorite things in the world and I love a good tailgate. Years ago, my brother and I decided that once a year we get together and watch a iconic...
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