Joke's On Me!

November 4, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

Today was "Bad Joke" day and there was no shortage of jokes offered up by you, our dear listener. Here's a sample of what we got today:

What do we want? NASCAR! When do we want it? NEEEEAAOOOOWWW

How do you track Will Smith in a snowstorm? Fresh prints!

How do you eat a frog? One leg over your left ear and one leg over your right

What does an egg say before it's boiled? "It'll take a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid"

How do you make a Tupac espresso?  Add 6 shots

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year.

There were more but some of them were SO offensive I can't even repeat them here. Make no mistake, I WANT to...so instead, I'll just give the set up.  

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? The punchline is great...but I can't share.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common? Again, funny punch line, but can't share it here.

OK bitches. Hope you got some laughs.

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!