By coming up with ridiculous puns.
Cause puns are phun!
Blizzard of Oz
Snow my God
sNO more sNO more
from the sky!!!
Snow Way in Hell.
This snow will blow all night, fo snow!
I don't snow what to say!
Love me some Snow-Me-State!
Snobie WonKonobi and Princess sleigh-a. SNOW WARS!!!!!
Heard an old man say "Damn I'm tits deep in this shit"
Cant handle it snow more!
There snow way ice going anywhere today.
Holy snowflakes Nivens!!!
We are all in a big snow-gina!!
Snow Trek, The next blizzardation, with the KDOT Enterprise
Snow much white powder even Charlie Sheen can't hang!!
Snow and tell. :)
And if i may quote my mother "the last of the snowhicans" and screw the man from snowy river, we are the state from snowy river!!!!! Mother Nature has a massive set of "Snowballs" to make all this white sticky stuff...
Snogmentation, getting 2 foot mounds!!
Snow f#*cking way! Can't figure out how I got snow drunk.
Snow place like home!